Tuesday, July 08, 2008


Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series ofpromisesthat actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy littlesmiley faceson this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well... I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. '
Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it,But only you can feel the true warmth...

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